One day Little Jonny was sitting in his first grade class as the

teacher was reading the story of the "Three Little Pigs." She came to

the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire

building materials for his home.

She said, "And so the pig went up to the man with a wheel barrow full

of straw and said 'Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw

to build my house with?'" The teacher then asks the class, "And what

do you think that man said?"

Little Jonny raised his hand and exclaimed, "I know! I know!

"yes Jonny what did the man say?" said the teacher

"Holy fuck! A talking pig!'" said Jonny